Blonde Jokes!!

A unicorn, a clever blonde and a fairy were having a race to see who could get to the bottom of the cliff first. Which One do u think landed first????

Answer:
None of them, none of them exist

there was a man who saw a sandwich and said it had two wires sticking out of it and the man phoned the police and said there was a sandwich with two wires sticking out of it so the police man said was it ticking th e man said no
it is ham and cheese

A blonde and a brunette are walking in the park... When the brunette goes
"LOOK LOOK there's a dead bird!"(pointing at the floor) the blonde looks up at the sky and goes "WHERE WHERE!!" hehe

Bob, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.

He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10:00 news was now on.

The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed £20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset and handed her £20 to Bob, saying, "fair's fair.

Here's your money." Bob replied, "I can't take your money..

I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again!"

DAmn are blondes so dumb.... I seriously havent come accross till now..I really am interested in having a conversation with one of them...

lol thats funny!

those are some funny stuff. hehe

Q. Do you know the true reason for all of these blonde jokes?
A. Brunettes and redheads think they look smart making them all up!

Q. What do you call a brunette between two blondes???
A. LUCKY! (She finally gets some attention!)

Q. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch?
A. A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.

Q. What does a redhead miss the most at a party?
A. The Invitation !
Q. Why are there so many blonde jokes?
A. Because the blondes are out with all the men, the brunettes and redheads have nothing better to do on Friday and Saturday nights.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.