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Post  Clementine Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:51 am

TEACHER: Johnny, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHNNY: You told me to do it without using tables!


TEACHER: Johnny, why do you always get so dirty?

JOHNNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


TEACHER: What will happen if the third world war takes place?

JOHNNY: We will have another chapter in our history book.


TEACHER: If you add 3542 and 3085, then divide it by 4 and multiply by 6, what will you get?

JOHNNY: The wrong answer
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