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Idiot Technician

Post  dreamwaves on Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:21 am

When my husband & I arrived @ a car dealers 2 pick up our car, we
were told that the keys had been locked in it.
We went 2 the service department & found a mechanic working
feverishly 2 unlock the driverís side door. As I watched from the
passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle & discovered
that it was unlocked.
Hey, I announced 2 the technician, its open!
He replied, I know,, I already done that side.
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Post  eguynth on Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:19 am

Lol! thats a good one! What a Face
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Post  Gabriellina on Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:06 am

A good joke. My one is here.
A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to
touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.

Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?"

"Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."

"Oh," she said.

"Grandpa, did God make me, too?"

"Yes, indeed, honey," he said.

"God made you just a little while ago."

Feeling their respective faces again, she observed,

"God's getting better at it, isn't He?"

Laughing
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Post  Isobel on Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:40 am

Ha, ha, ha. Children are intelligent no? Here is my one.

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" The doctor interrupts, "Nine..."

Shocked

Keep sharing.
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