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JOKE'S HAVE A LOOK

Post  tasia on Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:02 pm

what's yellow & smells of banana's ?
Answer: Monkey Sick! .

What has an hazlenut in every bite?
Answer: Squirrel Poo !.

What's white and swings thru trees ?
Answer:Tarzan's Fridge ! .

What's white and blue and swings thru tree's ?
Answer Tarzan's Fridge with a Wrangler on it ! .

monkey TASIA pig

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Post  nadinethomas on Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:20 pm

cool jokes




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Post  sharonlocke on Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:44 pm

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with itching powder ???
A. Pork scratchings!

Q. What do you call a flying elephant ???
A. Jumbo jet!

Q. If King Kong went to Hong Kong, played ping pong, had a sing song then died. What did they put on his coffin ??
A. A lid !

Q. What is big, red and lives in the gutter ???
A. A dead bus!

Q. What goes cackle, cackle splat ???
A. A witch flying into a lamp post !


HA! HA! HA! Laughing lol! bounce

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Post  creator on Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:49 am

Nice jokes.. Thanks for sharing mate...
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Post  guruhits on Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:30 am

funny thanks for sharing!
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Post  cookist on Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:33 am

Funny thank you for sharing.
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Post  rockbreaker on Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:59 am

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."

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